2) When you are on your third cup of coffee and you haven't even left the house yet.
3) People call in sick to work with that mysterious "weekend illness".
4) Someone comes in to work with alcohol on their breath (hair of the dog).
5) As soon as you open the doors for business, everyone floods in to return all their impulse buys from the weekend.
6) You see someone you work with smiling and being productive and you have to resist the urge to slap them in the face.
7) Garfield tells you he hates the day. Odie seems indifferent.
8) Everyone on the subway during morning rush hour is asleep or sour-faced.
9) The daily crossword puzzle is really easy.
10) Everyone inquires about what you did over the weekend.
11) You have the unmistakable sinking feeling of everything beginning again.
12) The newspaper seems to have virtually no news in it.
13) The price of gas goes back down.
14) Some stupid person says "TGIM", and you don't talk to them for the rest of the day.
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