1) You would never have to go to the bathroom.
2) Every time you said or did something funny, you would hear people laughing.
3) Grocery shopping would be easy, you would always have only two or three plain, brown paper bags, one having a baguette protruding from the top.
4) That girl sitting next to you would really be a vampire/demon/psychic/time traveler.
5) Best excuse for being late to work: car chase.
6) Time would just fly by; the day would only seem to be either 22 or 45 minutes long.
7) You would never remember getting from A to B, unless something extraordinary happened.
8) Everyone would verbalize their every thought, and you would have to pretend not to hear.
9) You would wake up in the morning and your hair and make-up would already be done.
10) After every dream, you would bolt up out of bed in a cold sweat.
11) You might have a nagging suspicion that you have had adventures outside the space-time continuum, but have no memory of them.
12) All of your bed sheets are in a strange L-shape.
13) Tons of exciting things would happen to you during the month of May.
14) People you know would mysteriously die/disappear/radically change their appearance.
15) Every person's actions would be part of a master plan involving secrets, lies, revenge, or betrayal.
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